If you haven’t been to Clients From Hell website then now’s a good time to check it out.

This site is a collaborative collection of client from hell real life short stories and quotes submitted by designers from all walks of life.

Recently seen on CFH:

“Can you scale down the US map showing our locations so doesn’t look like Seattle is so far away from our other offices?”

“I need you to make it like Myspace but better…”

“Can you make each page on our website fade in and fade out when you click on a link? You know…like PowerPoint?”

“Can we change the green of her shoes red to feminize it?”

“I want exactly that but different.”

“I want it to be small enough to not be too noticeable but bright enough to draw the eye.”

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